On the mission field, it is easy to become downhearted and
discouraged. The purpose of this blog
post is to bring a smile to your face.
Sometimes things happen that are not so funny at the time that they are
taking place; but when you look back on them, you can laugh. Each Saturday, I will share a light-hearted
story or two. If you have any stories
that you would like to share, please e-mail them to me at loconsford@gmail.com. Just include your name and where you are
serving.
With three children, we are provided with plenty of
entertainment. Gilbert is seven; Danny
is six, and Bonnie is four. I am not
sure where they come up with some of their ideas. For over ten years now, we have been sending
out a daily e-mail to keep our family informed.
That expanded into a blog. Some
days, it is just every day, ho-hum stuff.
But every now and then, there are some hilarious stories! If you would like to follow along, you can go
to www.consfords.com.
Recently, my husband started doing a weekly podcast. (Joe's Podcast) He answers questions that people might have
about life in Africa, life as a missionary, etc. He has also been listening to some
motivational type podcasts. Bonnie, our
four-year-old daughter, has heard Daddy talking about podcasts. The other night after church she said, “Oh
man, Mom! I left my phone at home. Now,
I can’t do my podcast.” She was
referring to a little plastic toy that is not even really a phone. Then, on the way home, she started laughing
out loud. We asked her what was
funny. She said, “Oh, I’m just laughing
at something on my podcast.” She has
quite the imagination! She can often be
found “teaching” the refrigerator magnets; they are her students, and they each
have been given a name.
We are currently missionaries in Ghana, West Africa. We were originally in Ivory Coast, West
Africa. After being evacuated from Ivory
Coast three times due to civil war, we relocated to Ghana. Back in 2003, we went to language school for
a year in France. French is the official
language in Ivory Coast. While in
language school, we attended the church of another missionary who lived about
an hour away from the language school.
After we had been in language school for a couple months, the other
missionary had to return to the States for a few weeks. He asked my husband, Joe, to coach his
basketball team for him while he was gone.
Joe went to practice with him once before he left to meet the boys. The boys on the team ranged in age from ten
to twelve. When it came time for Joe’s first practice,
he soon realized that he did not know any basketball terms in French –
“Dribble, shoot, etc.” So, he dribbled
the ball and asked the boys how to say that.
They told him a word. Then, he
shot the ball and asked them how to say shoot.
They told him another word. He
came home pretty encouraged; he had really enjoyed himself. When it came time for the first game, he ran
into a problem. During the game, he was
yelling, “Dribble,” “Shoot,” etc.; at least, he thought that was what he was
saying. One of the parents came to him
after the game and said, “Why are you cussing at our boys?” Joe was shocked, and the whole team looked a
little sheepish. The parent caught on
very quickly to what had taken place.
Those boys were in big trouble!
The moral of the story is: Do not take language tips from a child!
Until next week, keep your sunny side up!
Those are funny stories. Kids do the the funniest things (which as you say, don't always seem funny at the time). God bless you and your family for the work you are doing in Ghana.liedMi204
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the humor! I'm looking forward to more!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the humor! I'm looking forward to more!
ReplyDeleteHow funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea for a blog series!!! You are right, we can get down on the mission field and its nice to have a good laugh. I think you could do a month long series just on bathroom stories! =)
ReplyDeleteMrs. Brouwer, Laura could praddele on for much longer than a month about bathroom stories. Our three kids have done some hilarious things!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Ladies! I am glad you enjoyed the stories.
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