Almost every missionary who has learned a new language has a hilarious story or two about his language bloopers.
Since
I write out all my Bible lessons word-for-word, I don’t have too many
funny mistakes to share, just average mistakes; but my husband
has made some memorable gaffes that I hope will encourage all who
attempt to learn a foreign language, that no matter how bad the mistake,
just keep trying!
Besides innocuous one-liner funnies, like telling a line of 20 baptismal candidates to hold their sheep (tinyimpfu) instead of their noses (tinompfu),
I’d like to share 2 of Seth’s worst, funniest mistakes that we still
laugh about with tears and sides aching, and embarrassment!
But
first as a warm-up, I’ll share a misunderstanding he had with a neighbor
over terminology, which illustrates how the Tsongas will “tsongalize”
an English word, and we don’t catch it; and then we laugh later at how
they used or abused the English language.
Our neighbors came at 8
PM one night, upset--not at the man's immorality with a woman--but that
the woman had stolen some of his paperwork, like his identity book, as
well as his “tijokes.” (This guy is quite a character; he calls himself
Walker Texas Ranger.) Our neighbor wanted Seth to drive him a couple
villages away to retrieve these things, especially the “tijokes.”
Seth
was wondering what those were—comic books? Seth tried to refuse, “It’s
late!” but eventually, he drove them. Finally when they were almost back
home, he discovered that “tijokes” are underwear! (We guessed it comes
from the brand name Jockey.) We still tease Seth about his gallant
nature in this misadventure of rescuing the man’s "tijokes."
Okay, first BIG blooper:
Upon
preaching through Ephesians in youth group, Seth arrived at Ephesians
5:22. At the end of a sermon on Biblical femininity, Seth gave some
practical applications to the teen girls. He was trying to translate
“don’t initiate” (in the context of guys and girls), and this was yet
another example of Tsonga’s limited vocabulary. He took the verb for “be
first, or begin” (rhanga), and added the “-isa” ending to it (rhangisa), which changes it to “make first, or to lead.” Then he added the emphatic negative command (not just a simple negative command); like saying, “Don’t ever do this.”
It should have worked! The way he did it would have worked with most verbs; but not this one.
The sermon was a total loss after that. The youth tried to control
themselves; but I’ll never forget one adult woman who had attended that
day, hiding her face in her arms, shoulders shaking from laughter for
five full minutes!
One of them finally got up the nerve to explain
after youth group. Unbeknownst to Seth, colloquially, the mothers tell
their children this word to begin dressing. If there is no direct object
after “rhangisa,” it colloquially means, “start dressing,” or more
specifically, “Put on your underwear.”
Seth had just told the girls in a mixed youth group, in the context of what to do in relation to guys, “Don’t ever put on your underclothes!” AUGH! The good thing about mistakes like that is that you never forget the language lesson!
Second mistake:
Seth
was preaching a sermon on baptism, preparing some baptismal candidates
for an upcoming baptismal service. He meant to be reassuring, “You will
get in the water, you will get wet, and then you will come out…”
The word for get wet is “tsakama.”
He mistakenly added that “-isa” ending again, which literally means “to
make wet,” but colloquially means “to urinate.” He told them, “You’ll
get in the water, you’ll urinate, and then you’ll come out…”
I'm going first!
I
love telling these stories, especially to fellow missionaries, because
they can understand, because there is healing in the humility of making
fun of yourself and a release from discouragement when you can laugh
about it, and because it may encourage others to keep going in their
endeavors to learn a language--because it can’t get much worse than
this. :)
HAHAHAHAHA! My sides hurt!!! Thanks for allowing us to laugh at your expense. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI've heard worse. I promise. Anyone who has learned a language knows how easy it is to "get wet" in the wrong way or to rescue underwear! We've all done a similar gaffe, and in our case, we still don't know all the vocabulary after thirty years. About two years ago, I actually said "burped" instead of a volcanic eruption! So much for the science illustration!!! :o)
ReplyDeleteYep, and I told people that my husband and I met in the bathroom (chooni) instead of in college (chuoni).
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I realized my mistake (from the smiles on people's faces), I also realized how very horrible it sounded. Talk about turning bright red with embarrassment!
Great stories. Thanks for sharing. We have had and are still having some great bloopers. After 6 years, thankfully, they are just little things. But when we were in language school, my hubby almost told his class that he was pregnant (embarazado)because the thought it meant embarrassed. Oh my, that would have been funny!
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