Thursday, October 31, 2013

Training Missionaries During Survey Trips

I posed a question to a group of missionary women recently. The responses I got were wonderful!


My husband and I were blessed in that when we were on our two-week survey trip, we stayed with some veteran missionaries who intentionally made it a training period. They taught us an enormous amount of practical things! Our first year has been less traumatic and overwhelming because of this training. So, with this in mind, I asked these ladies, "What would you teach a new missionary while they were on their survey trip?" 
Here are some of the responses I got:

Monday, October 28, 2013

The Name Game

Whenever Seth and I need a lighter moment, we play the Name Game. We take turns listing funny English names we've heard given to the Africans upon their nativity, and before you know it, we are in tears with hilarity.

You would not believe the variety of English names we've heard over here. From Mary Jane to Harry to Kalifonia (California), we've heard more English names here than we heard growing up. But here are the funnier ones:

The okay-that-works-but-we-don't-usually-use-it names. Precious, Gift, Happy, Tiny, Lucky, Blessing, Glory, Memory, Beauty, and Justice; and on to rare names like Oscar, Lawrence, Desmond, Godfrey, Clifford, Yvonne, Archie, and Reginald.

Seth had to pay a parking fee to a female attendant, Vicious.

The home church of one of our LBI students is the Glory Barn Church.

The is-that-an-English-name names. Like Herron. Or Philly (sounds like Pill-y). Lionel. Forster. Irvan. (prounouced more like Ivan) Clifton.

The tyrants. I ascribe this one to typical African lack of affinity for history, not outright ill-will. There are two Hitlers in our village; one attends our church. What a trophy of grace that would be if he were converted and baptized!

In the cemetery across from our house, you will see the grave of Saddam Hussein.  We heard the reasoning for that at his funeral. His parents said when he was born, they heard that there was a man strong enough to go against America, and they wanted their son to be that strong;...thus, Saddam Hussein once walked amongst our village streets.
Cultural Icons
A main intersection in Maputo, the capital city of Mozambique.
There are the Bible names. Several Solly's (short for Solomon). Lemuel is a church member. Moxe (Moses) is a child in my Sunday School class. Philemon (pronounced Fill-a-mon) taught us Venda when we first came. Seth teaches Trinity every Wednesday.

Absolutely-made-up names. Skyborne, Loveness (hey, normally -ness makes a noun from a verb, right?), Lovemore, Flovah, Oedipus, Delicia, Strongman, Jastone, Rabbyboy, Edmore, and a family of 5 brothers: Albert (so far so good). Libert. Ebert. Wilbert. And Ozbert. :)

This one deserves a sentence of its own: Roadblock.


The do-you-know-what-you're-saying names. (These go along with the category above.) Wastemore. Acres (pronounced Ah-Chris--he's a teen church member.) He was born in a hospital in Johannesburg named Green Acres.

One of the best ones we heard in this category comes compliments of fellow South African missionaries. They met a Fay-molly.

Sorry, what did you say?

Faymall-y.

Could you spell that?

F-E-M-A-L-E.

Ohhhh.

Her mother wasn't sure what to write down in the hospital, so she copied the word that was checkmarked for gender!

And finally, our crowning moment of hilarity in the Name Game is when we get to the name of a pastor who held a crusade in our teammate's village down the road. On the handouts, his name was listed as....

Pastor Teargas.

Can't resist...

"I went to hear Pastor Teargas tonight. The whole audience was moved to tears at his preaching."




Have you come across funny English names on your field of service?

Saturday, October 26, 2013

"Everyone Has Their Talents!"


One evening as I was making supper, my three children were all in the kitchen helping me.  I was giving them each a different job to do.  Danny, who turns seven today, is usually the one who makes the Kool-Aid, but he was busy stirring the meat.  So, I asked Gilbert, who is eight, to make the Kool-Aid.  Gilbert usually mixes up the powdered milk, but he does not make Kool-Aid very often.  He emptied the Kool-Aid powder into the pitcher first.  Bonnie, who is five, informed Gilbert that he was supposed to put the sugar in first because that is how Danny and Mom do it.  Danny said, “It’s okay, Bonnie. Everyone has their talents!”  I had never thought of making Kool-Aid as a talent before.  If that is a talent, then I have lots of talents!!

What is your talent? 

Until next week, keep your sunny side up!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Lessons from a Broken Candle

It was a Sunday night. The family had all gathered in the living room to finish out the evening in quiet rest. As usual, my teenage son asked if we had any "junk." You know what "junk" is. It is junk food. Sweets. Cookies, milkshakes... teen boys are not too picky.

I looked at my husband. I could see in his eyes that he was hopeful for "junk," too. So off to the kitchen I went.

Hmmmm... Brownies. Homemade brownies should do the trick. I grabbed the recipe and whipped them up quick as a snap. As I put the pan in the oven, I heard it.

Clang, crash, shatter.

"What was that?" I asked, slightly afraid of the answer. I overheard my husband, in his calm, collected voice, send a child to their bedroom.

I took a deep breath and went to confirm what I suspected was true. Sure enough, my new candle was knocked off the side table. It hit the stone floor. The floor was merciless to the glass jar.



My heart sank.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Taste of Fall: Pumpkin Spice Donuts/Muffins + Bonus Links


This is a tasty little gem of a recipe I stumbled on some time ago. As I'm a big fan of cake donuts, and I don't like taking the time to heat up the oil to fry them, this recipe is perfect.

If you have a donut pan/maker, then make donuts! If you don't? Then make muffins ~ this batter works for both! If you like tiny muffins, make them small. If you like normal size, then make them full size! See? Perfect for whatever you've got!

Pumpkin Spice Donuts/Muffins

For Donuts:
1 3/4 c. flour
1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. nutmeg *
1/2 tsp. allspice *
1/8 tsp. ground cloves *
1/3 c. oil of choice
1/2 c. brown sugar
1 egg
1 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
3/4 c. pumpkin puree
1/2 c. milk

For Coating:
1/2 c. butter, melted
2/3 c. sugar
1-2 Tbsp. cinnamon (more if you're a cinnamon lover)

Preheat oven 350 F. 
Butter a donut pan/donut maker/muffin tin and set aside.
Mix flour, baking powder, salt and spices together and set aside.
In a large bowl whisk together oil, brown sugar, egg, vanilla, pumpkin and milk until combined. Slowly add the dry ingredients into the mixture and stir until just combined, careful not to over mix.
Fill each donut cup/muffin cup with the batter. 
The cups should be fairly full, but not overflowing.
If making donuts, bake for 8-9 minutes, until donuts spring back when gently pressed (if you're using a larger donut pan, allow them to bake for 12-15 minutes).  Turn donuts out onto a wire rack and allow to cool for a few minutes.
If making muffins, bake for 10-12 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean (if you're using a larger muffin tin, bake for 15-18 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean).
While the donuts/muffins are cooling, melt butter in one bowl and combine the sugar and cinnamon in another. 
When donuts/muffins are still hot (but not too hot to touch), quickly dip each donut in melted butter, then coat in the cinnamon-sugar mixture. 
Serve immediately. **

*Note: If you do not have all these spices {or don't like some!}, you can easily substitute another teaspoon of cinnamon in there place.
 
** If you're not going to serve the donuts/muffins immediately, you can bake them up to a day in advance and store them in an airtight container.  Do not coat them in the butter/cinnamon-sugar mixture until just before serving or they may get soggy.

Thanks to the Blue-Eyed Bakers for the delicious recipe and beautiful picture!

Bonus Links!!!
Apple Butter {with no refined sugars!} via The Gracious Pantry.
Pumpkin Butter {also with no refined sugars!} via The Gracious Pantry.
Baked Apple Donuts {if pumpkin isn't your thing!} via The Cake Blog.
Pumpkin Walnut Bread via Local Kitchen.
Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream {for all of us living in the tropics!} via Foodie With Family.

Enjoy!


Monday, October 21, 2013

Striking Out

Economics touches our lives directly in so many ways. Missionaries often need to stretch themselves to consider ideas they didn't think came with the job. Questions of colonialism, capitalism, the reasons for poverty, and ways to escape poverty are often viewed through our biblical lens (or not thought about!), but nationals see things differently.

South Africa is a strike-crazy country. Since we arrived, we have witnessed several different strikes, from workers at a grocery store, to municipal workers spreading trash all over the nearest town instead of collecting it, to teachers' and miners' strikes. Last year, strikes by miners became so incendiary that more than 30 miners were killed in the riots.

On one occasion at the nearest government university, students "striked," or rather rioted, to raise their bursaries (scholarships) above 70% of their university costs. They weren't getting enough financial help from their scholarships, apparently. The school offered scholarships to 90%, but the student leadership said that still wasn't enough. Students defaced buildings, vandalized rooms, and even burned a building. Eventually they got what they were asking.

This past week, impersonal strikes became personal when the municipal workers of South Africa went on strike. The workers for the water system in our region, rather than simply quitting work, turned off the lines that supplied water for an entire large region. Several villages--hundreds of thousands of people became dependent on whatever private wells were in the area to supply their water.

Two and a half years ago, we purchased a tank to hold about 2,000 liters of water; but we were still dependent on the government supply lines to fill the tank with water (at least once or twice a week). We did not hear the cause of the lack of water until halfway through the week and had not been conserving water the way we would have had we known. We immediately stopped any washing of laundry and began our old measures of conserving water.

Thankfully, our teammates 8 kilometers away have a private well, and they allowed us to wash some laundry there and tote jugs and containers of water back home. Also thankfully, the water came back on last night (Sunday)! The story goes that "a gang of boys" went around and turned on all the supply lines, but the strike is not yet over. So the water may yet be turned off again.

Meanwhile, while the water was on, I washed seven loads of laundry! Even though it was rainy, I washed clothes as quickly as the machine would run, and crossed the bridge of where to hang them to dry afterwards.

Clothes hung in the garage. I also hung sheets over the curtain rods in the living room!

More laundry hung on hangars in the bathroom.

It was a stressful situation. All week I would think of how to conserve water, when I could find a block of time to run over to my teammate's house to wash clothes, which clothes should be washed first if I were limited, and which could wait. My toilet-training daughter would have an accident, and my patience would snap much more quickly than it would have had we had easy water access to clean with. My highchair-eating toddler threw his plate of food on the floor, and my temper went through the roof. The biggest source of stress was that no one knows how long the strike will last or when the water will be off or on.

It was a good exercise for me in trust in God's sovereignty, patience during temptation, and cheerfulness while strained. It was also a good exercise yet again in thinking through the moral connections of economics.

The strikers "struck out" in the following three ways:

1. The workers displayed a spirit of entitlement in striking in the first place. Don't they realize that they and everyone else will soon be paying for it as well, as prices go up all over the place to compensate for their raised wages? Do they not see that if wages go up for them, the unemployment rate will not decrease? Who can hire more workers if each worker is paid more?

A spirit of entitlement is all over--not just here in strike-crazy Africa. It's also in America and the lack of personal responsibility; it's in Greece and all the other countries which, while sinking in debt, cannot raise the age of retirement benefits to 65 instead of 62 or whatever the ages in debate are. A Christian worldview encourages hard work and personal responsibility.

2. Further, the municipal strikers displayed selfishness in going beyond a simple strike to deprivation of life's most basic necessity for thousands of people. Rather than handling their fight themselves, they're hoping to cause a riot or riots from the common people so that their benefits or wages increase. A Christian worldview encourages compassion towards others and placing others before self.

3. Finally, this strike and the numerous other strikes in Africa display a common impatience and get-rich-quick spirit. Rather than accumulating wealth the way most other wealthy people did--through generations of hard work, good management, and frugality; they want it now.

That's why the prosperity gospel is the most popular religion over here. I want it now! I deserve it now! Why should you have something I can't have? Jesus gives you that? I'll take Him then! A Christian worldview encourages putting our treasure in heaven, not on earth. It discourages the love of money, and at the same time encourages the work ethic that produces wealth.

Once again, Seth and I have had a vivid illustration of how much Christianity could change the world. The problem is sin. The solution is the Living Water.


Okay, your turn! Got any water stories for me? What's your water situation? Any tips on how you conserve water or where you hang your laundry during rainy days?